Another Dildo Trick

From - Viola Storm
this trick is quite effective (and looks cool on stage :) )... use vibrating dildo (with hard, smooth shell, soft one won't work) as an "electric slide", by simply pressing the strings from desired fret, don't have to pick at all... it produces cool, roarin' on lower strings, and ghost-like screams on higher ones, when slided 'round the frets, needs quite a bit of distortion, though...