Bleeping Computers

by Christian Moffitt - (?)
To make your guitar sound like one of those computers from old time science fiction movies, all you need is a pitch shifter and a distortion petal(I use an Ibanez Power Lead for this particular effect). Turn all the knobs all the way up on both pedals and get far enought away from your amp that you aren't being deafened by high pitched shrieking feedback. Now just randomly hit high notes, especially above the twelth fret, hammering on and pulling off randomly with out picking. It'll never sound the same twice, but it sounds damn cool.