Ok, I got this way of making noises out of the guitar that has to do with
using a dildo (vibrator), turning it on and running it close to the pickups.
It should then interfere with the magnetic fields or something and create
lots of weird noises depending on what effects and what motion you run it
in. Ahem... I havent actually tried it, and I guess courage is needed to
actually go up to a sex shop and buy one, especially if you're male... hehe.
Anyhow, I suppose that another thing that might work is a vibrating or
rotating toothbrush, or anything else that has an electric motor in it.
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